Insanity at its best

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:28:14 -0600

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

carrionofmywaywardson: imagineyourotp: Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:08 -0600

carrionofmywaywardson:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.

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volextus: Song of the Day: Delain’s Milk and Honey, from We are...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:21 -0600

volextus:

Song of the Day: Delain’s Milk and Honey, from We are the Others (2012)

I just really like this song, ok? Gets me worked up every time.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:52:31 -0600

t-dawag93: did-you-kno: Source WHAT?!

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:52:19 -0600

t-dawag93:

did-you-kno:

Source

WHAT?!

conniferusblack: I was looking up circlets (because why the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:51:53 -0600

conniferusblack:

I was looking up circlets (because why the freak wouldn’t you, they’re freaking gorgeous) when I came across these…

FUDGING. MAGICAL.

giver-of-armbands:

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:30:00 -0600

giver-of-armbands:

rockinthecassbutt: My husband and I shopped at Kohl’s today and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:29:36 -0600

rockinthecassbutt:

My husband and I shopped at Kohl’s today and we saw this.

liasangria: ashleybash: basedpussyandbuffalowings: basedpussya...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:14:25 -0600

liasangria:

ashleybash:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

kwills88:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

I am completely losing my shit over this.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

relevant.

I. Am. Dying!

I refuse to apologize for reblogging this

marasbazaar: gingerbrownies: Dr Poo Oh shit

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:31:20 -0600

marasbazaar:

gingerbrownies:

Dr Poo

Oh shit

avatarparallels: How image documentation has changed in the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:17:54 -0600

avatarparallels:

How image documentation has changed in the last 70 years.

daughter-of-a-badass: silvenhorror: trenchcoatandimpala: demon...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:00:29 -0600

daughter-of-a-badass:

silvenhorror:

trenchcoatandimpala:

demon-gone-rogue:

twistic:

fl-eurx:

what flavour is this?

death

Leviathan.

Leviathan.

Tastes like Dick

i’m so done with all of you

Reblog this if you will love Within Temptation no matter what.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:57:52 -0600

iamthestorythatwillreadyoureal:

Come on WT fandom, I wanna see you.

masksarehot: themoonsavedme: bradofarrell: marththebland: ora...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:53:07 -0600

masksarehot:

themoonsavedme:

bradofarrell:

marththebland:

orangemuses:

b-homestruggle:

Holy shit…Bryan? ~~Sorry for the typo, too lazy to edit~~

I LOVE BRYAN

oh my god

Avatar is… so much one man’s creative vision fully realized and it’s fucking beautiful and weird and unlike anything else god it’s so good.

//NOT EVEN KIDDING. ONE OF MY FAVOURITE POSTS EVER

This is the section of the extras that made me want to sit and have a beer with Bryan.

I can only imagine how often the animators gathered around each new batch of reference footage and giggled at his antics.

iwasasononce: satan asks baby jesus for help

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:52:11 -0600

iwasasononce:

satan asks baby jesus for help

Obama: I like Coke

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:36:15 -0600

Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi

thatcrazywhoviangirl: be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock: i-said-kneel-...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:36:06 -0600

thatcrazywhoviangirl:

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

or your first time getting high and you walk in…

Knowing me, I’d probably fall over even though I’d be completely sober and the floor was flat

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:59:31 -0600

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