Insanity at its best

Stahp it me!

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE

- Name: Lauren

- Eye Color: Brown

- Hair Style/Color: Brown longish past shoulders.

- Height: 4’11” I’m too short.

- Clothing style: Whatever I want.

- Best physical feature: I don’t know.

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE

- Your fears: Ventriloquist dummies,tapeworms,illness,unclean places.

- Your guilty pleasure: I don’t know.

- Your biggest pet peeve: People who lick their fingers before flipping trough pages.

- Your ambitions for the future: I want to be an artist in canada.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

- Your first thoughts waking up: Beh….

- What you think about most: my fandoms

- What you think about before bed: some stuff.

- You think your best quality is: I guess I’m nice even though I don’t interact with people.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?

- Single or group dates: group.

- To be loved or respected: That is a stupid question.

- Beauty or brains: brains.

- Dogs or cats: Cats

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

- Lie: occasionally.

- Believe in yourself: depends

- Believe in love: kinda

- Want someone: lol nope.

LAYER SIX: EVER?

- Been on stage: no.

- Done drugs: no.

- Changed who you were to fit in: no.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

- Favorite color: blue

- Favorite animal: cat

- Favorite movie: Lord of the Rings

- Favorite game: Assassin’s Creed

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

- Day your next birthday will be: i beleive a thursday in june?

- How old will you be: Twenty

- Age you lost your virginity: never lost it.

- Does age matter: As long as its not illegal and too big of a gap…Kinda hypocritical cuz I ship Korrlok thats like a 20 year gap.

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL

- Best personality: be themselves but not an ass.

- Best eye color: blue!

- Best hair color: I like brown or black hair on a guy.

- Best thing to do with a partner: sit on a bench together I’m forever alone so I don’t know what you do.

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE

- I love: coffee

- I feel: bored

- I hide: my feels from my family

- I miss: my sister

- I wish: i could see Kamelot live because I’ve already seen Epica.

TV thing.

Pick 5 TV shows you like before answering the questions!

1. Legend of Korra

2. Destination Truth

3. Doctor Who

4. Arrested Development

5. Torchwood

1. Who is your favorite character in 2?

I guess Josh Gates.

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1?

Fucking Yakone. Slap that stupid bitch!

3. What’s your favorite episode of 4?

I have too many, but If I had to choose one It would be the episode when Tobias is in the mole costume and George Michael is in the jet pack.

4. What is your favorite season of 5?

I liked 2.

5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?

I don’t really ship anything in Doctor Who.

6. Who is your anti relationship in 2?

Don’t have one, If I had to say one I guess it would be Ryder with anyone who isn’t Josh.

7. How long have you watched 1?

Since it came out.

8. How did you become interested in 3?

My friend introduced me to it I watched a few episodes and I liked it.

9. Who is your favorite actor in 4?

Probably Will Arnett.

10. Which show do you prefer, 1, 2, or 5?

I guess 1.

11. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

Rita, only because I want to wear a MR.F bracelet around.

12. How would you kill off any character in 5?

Rhys. He bugged me from the begining.

13. Would a 3/4 crossover work?

Gob attempts to hide George senior in the TARDIS, Making him disappear and becoming a great magician pro forming ~~tricks~~ illusions all over the world.

14. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but ~~strangely okay~~ illegal couple.

Well crap I can’t think of one! I’ll just come up with something illegal or something to make it easier. Korra and Tarrlok, with Tenzin and pabu in space. There its illegal.

15. Overall, which show has the better cast, 3 or 5?

3.

16. Which has the better theme music, 2 or 4?

4.

princess survey cause I’m bored.

Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[] Your mom is really strict
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
[] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 2

Belle:
[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[ ] You’ve been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird
[x] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[] You love to take care of people in need
[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 5

Jasmine:
[] Your dad is very ~~rich~~/important
[x] You are very clever
[] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[ ] You don’t have a lot of friends
[x] You’re independent
[ ] You are wealthy
[] Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 5

Ariel
[] Your parents expect a lot from you
[] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[x ] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
[ ] You collect something
[x] You have/had long, hair
[x] You have/had a pet fish
[x] You’re extremely curious
[ ] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 4

Snow White:
[ ] You know that you’re beautiful
[ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[ ] You’ve almost been killed
[x] You have at least seven good friends
[] You’ve had food poisoning
[] You have/had short hair
[] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 4

Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[ ] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
[] You have/had considered running away from home
[] Your parents try to plan your life out
[] A lot of your friends are boys
[] You often find yourself in bad situations
[] You feel like the world’s against you.
[x]Your principles are more important to you than anything else.
TOTAL: 2

Aurora:
[]You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[ ] You almost died at a very young age
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[]You have a decent singing voice
[] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[] You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You’re adopted
[] You’re very romantic
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[] You constantly sleep in.
TOTAL: 1

Pocahontas:
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[x] You are more spiritual than religious
[ ] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[] One of your family members is dead
[] Your parents are/were very protective of you
[x] Someone you know has been in war
[x] You love nature
[] You have/had black hair
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[] You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 5

Rapunzel:
[ ] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother
[] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy
[x] You can get really bored
[ ] You have very long hair
[ ] Your hair is Blonde
[ x] You’re an artsy person
[] You’re childish
[] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living. Yet the thought of leaving is scary.
[x] You care about others and their feelings
[] You like to follow the rules. Sometimes you cannot for your own good and then you feel conflicted and worry about how your mother will react.
TOTAL: 2

yeah……..

qestionare

- Who was your last text from?
+ my homeboy.
- What/who is your icon?
+ me
- Your relationship status?
+ i’m single and proud.
- Have you ever lost a close friend?
+ not that i can think of.
- What is your current mood?
+ meh.
- What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
+ Ashley and Taylor
- Where do you wish you were right now?
+ a bench in a cemetery
- Have a crazy side?
+ sure.
- Ever had a near death experience?
+ nope.
- Something you do a lot?
+ tumblr
- Angry at anyone?
+ no
- What’s stopping you from going for the person you like?
+ I don’t think he likes me.
- When was the last time you cried?
+ when I saw a picture of a bunny with SPV
- What are you really good at ?
+ being lazy
- What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
+ Korra.
- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
+ i was on my mac
- Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
+ dark
- Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
+ my mom
- What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
+ within temptation,epic,nightwish,delain,kamelot,lacuna coil,leave’s eyes
- What are you doing right now?
+ this
- Who do you trust 100% right now?
+ myself
- Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
+ khols
- Heavy metal music?
+ YES!
- Who Was the last person you hugged.
+ my cat
- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
+ ehhh
- Who are you thinking of right now?
+ no one.
- What should you be doing right now?
+ something productive like reading.
- What are you listening to?
+nothing now, but I was listening to “Mary me” by Emilie Autumn
- You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
+ khols
- Who was the last person who yelled at you?
+ my mother
- Do you act differently around the person you like?
+yes. i don’t look him in the eye.
- What is your eye
+ brown

- Who was the last person to make you laugh?

-my sister

- Who was the last person to make you angry?

+ Mitt Romney……

- Hello Kitty or dora?
+ Kitty.
- Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
+ straight wave thing.
- Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
+ my dad.
- One thing you want right now?
+ sleep
- Will you fall in love in the next few months?
+ lol nope.
- What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
+ ok.

- Are you worried about the future?
+ yes.
- Are you happy with life right now?
+ why not.
- Are you currently jealous?
+ no
– Who’s your best guy friend?
+ probably my friend Mason.
-Do you forgive or forget?
+ both.
- What do you miss the most about elementary school?
+ my wonderful teachers.
- Favorite Disney Channel show ?
+ Kim Possible.
– Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
+ Taylor,Katie,Poppie.
- What are you looking forward to?
+ fall.
- Does anyone like you right now?
+ how the hell should I know?
- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
+here are the lyrics to what I was listening to….

“Marry Me”

Marry me, he said, through his rotten teeth, bad breath, and then
Marry me instead of that strapping young goatherd, but when
I was in his bed, and my father had sold me
I knew I hadn’t any choice, hushed my voice, did what any girl would do and
When I’m beheaded at least I was wedded
And when I am buried at least I was married
I’ll hide my behavior with wine as my savior

But, oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
Especially since I’ll soon be dead

Marry me, he said, god, he’s ugly, but fortune is ours
Running in the gardens enjoying men, women, and flowers
Then I break a glass and I slit my own innermost thigh
So that I can pretend that I’m menstru…well, unavailable
My life is arranged but this union’s deranged
So I’ll fuck who I choose for I’ve nothing to lose
And when master’s displeased I’ll be down on my knees again

Oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
Especially since I’ll soon be dead

When dining on peacock I know I won’t swallow
Through balls, births, and bridge games I know what will follow
We’re coupled together through hell, hurt, and hunger
Or at least until husband finds someone younger
Yes, fertilization is part of my station
I laugh as he drabs me in anticipation
Of sons who will run things when I’m under covers
But whose children are they? Why, mine and my lover’s!

But, oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
Especially since I’ll soon be dead
What beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
So why do I wish I was…

Just slap me….

1. Your boy side

[x] you love hoodies.
[x] you love jeans.
[] dogs are better than cats.
[] it’s hilarious when people get hurt
[] shopping is torture.
[] sad movies suck.
[] you own a car racing game.
[x] you played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
[] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[] you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.
[] you used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[] you have watched sports on tv.
[x] gory movies are cool.(I saw Beowulf…It was gory and I thought it was cool.)
[] you go to your dad for advice.
[] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[] you used to collect hockey cards.
[] baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[] it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[] sports are fun.
[] you talk with food in your mouth.
[] you sleep with your socks on at night.
[x]you have fished at least once.

2. Your girl side

[x] you love to shop.
[] you wear eyeliner.
[x] you wear the color pink. (Sometimes. Not often.)
[x] you go to your mom to talk.
[] you consider cheerleading a sport.
[] you hate wearing the color black.
[x] you like going to the mall.
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] you like wearing jewelry.
[x] you cried watching the notebook.
[] dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] you don’t like the movie star wars.
[] you are/were in gymnastics.
[] it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
[] you smile a lot more than you should.
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] you care about what you look like.
[x] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[] you like wearing high heel shoes.
[] you used to play with dolls as little kid.
[] you like putting make-up on others.
[] you like being the star of everything.
[] pink is one of your favorite colors.

3. Appearance
[x] i am shorter than 5′5″.
[x] i have many scars.
[x] i tan/burn easily.
[] i wish my hair was a different color.
[] i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] i have a tattoo.
[] i am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I’ve had/have braces.
[] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[] i have more than two piercings.
[] i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

4. Experiences
[x] i’ve gotten lost in my city.
[] i’ve seen a shooting star.
[] i’ve wished on a shooting star.
[] i’ve seen a meteor shower.

[] I’ve stayed up for over 24 hours.
[] i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] i’ve been to a casino.
[] i’ve been skydiving.
[] i’ve gone skinny-dipping.

[x] I’ve broken a bone.

[] I’ve cut my own hair.
[] i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] i’ve crashed a car.
[x] i’ve been skiing.
[] i’ve been in a musical.

[x] I packed a bag lunch, in a little brown paper bag.
[x] i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.

[] i’ve seen the northern lights.
[x] i’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] i’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] i’ve ridden in a taxi.

[x] I’ve been outside my home country.
[] i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
[x] i’ve eaten sushi.
[x] i’ve been snowboarding.

[] I’ve been on the computer for over 6 hours straight.

[x] I’ve been to a wedding.

5. Relationships
[x] i’m single.
[] i’m in a relationship.
[] i’m engaged.

[] i’m married.

[] i’ve gotten divorced.

[] i miss someone right now.

[x] I have a best friend

[] i’ve told someone i loved them when i didn’t.
[] i’ve told someone i didn’t love them when i did.

[] I’ve had my heart broken.

6. Honesty/crime

[x] i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t.
[] i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t.
[] i’ve snuck out
[] i’ve lied to my parents about where i am.
[] i’ve cheated while playing a game.

[] I’ve skipped class/school.
[] i’ve ran a red light.
[] i’ve witnessed a crime.
[] i’ve been in a fist fight.
[] i’ve been arrested.

7. Death and Suicide
[x] i’m afraid of dying.
[x] i hate funerals.
[] i’ve seen someone/something dying.
[] someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
[] i’ve planned my own suicide before.
[] i’ve written a eulogy for myself.

8. Random
[] i can sing well
[] stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] i open up to others easily.
[x] i watch the news.
[] i don’t kill bugs.
[] i sing in the shower.
[x] i am a morning person.
[] i’ve paid for a cell phone ring tone.
[] i am a sports fanatic.
[x] i twirl my hair.
[x] i care about grammar.
[] i have “?”’s in my screen name.
[] i’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
[] i bake well.
[x] my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
[] i would wear pajamas to school.
[] i like martha stewart.
[] i know how to shoot a gun.
[x] i laugh at my own jokes.
[] i eat fast food weekly.
[] i’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room.
[x] i am really ticklish. (But only in one specific place.)
[x] i ~~like~~ LOVE white chocolate.(Do white chocolate mochas count?)
[] i bite my nails.

[x] I drink coffee(Its an addiction)
[] i’m good at remembering faces.
[] i’m good at remembering names.
[] i’m good at remembering dates.
[] i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] all my answers were totally honest.

I’m bored slap me plz.

os I’m bored.

Pick 5 artists/bands that you love before reading the questions

1. Within Temptation

2. Nightwish

3. Epica

4. Avril Lavigne

5. Emilie Autumn

What was the first song you ever heard by 1?

Angels

Favorite Lyrics of 3?

The latin parts of “Facade of Reality”.

How many times have you seen 4 live?

never….:(

What is your favorite song by 2?

It’s too hard. I’d say “Bye Bye Beautiful”.

Is there any song by 5 that makes you sad?

not really….I guess that “Marry Me” is sad if I actually thought about it.

What is your favorite song by 1?

“The truth beneath the rose”

When did you first get into 2?

About Sophmore year of High School. I started to listen to more metal and I heard good things about them so I decided to check them out.

How did you get into 3?

I guess I started to explore the Symphonic Metal genre and happened to stumble upon them.

What is your favorite song by 4?

“My Happy Ending

What is a good memory concerning 1?

listening to them for hours.

Is there a song by 2 that makes you sad?

“Eva” is sad

What is your favorite song by 5?

“I know where you sleep”.

boredom.

whats my favorite color: blue and purple
How many sisters and brothers do I have: 2 sisters 0 brothers
am I a momma’s girl or a daddy’s girl: mummys girl
favorite childhood shows: Arthur, Kim Possible,Teen Titans,Batman,Winx Club
Favorite shows as a teenager: Avatar the Last Airbender,Legend of Korra,Destination Truth,Doctor Who,Arrested Development
favorite movie no matter what: The Lion King
Favorite books: Faust,Pride and Prejudice.
terrified of: Parasites
instruments: i don’t play instruments so maybe vocals
favorite store: Barns and Noble,H&M
Number one passion: Art, I love to create and express my ideas.
Number one thing that has me terrified of love: Rejection and betrayal.
favorite food: maybe ramen or black berries
Place I’d love to see: Scandinavia
Insecurity: anxiety
closest with: twin sister and mum
Best friends in high school: Taylor,Mason,Lorie,Simi,Jasmine,Logan,Megan,Josiah.
Best friends in college: i don’t have college friends yet….
Ideal place to live: europe.
Ideal date: cute stroll in the park get ice cream cuddle on a bench.
Favorite thing I did as I kid I’d like to do again: martial arts
If I could be anything: Waterbender.
kids: i might have 1 maybe 2 if it gets lonely.
number one way to calm me down: wear a hood and hold my teddy bear.
when Im angry: beware….just beware
food I hate: pork,ground beef,cauliflower,coconut
favorite dessert: hocolate cake
favorite animal: dog,cat,wolf,dolphins,bears
nickname growing up: Smidget(because I’m so short.)
something you should know: I get lost in my own imagination.

Some one stop me!!!

a

- available: I’m forever alone and going after fictional characters.
- age: Somewhere between 17 and 22
- annoyance: People not being able to have equality and rights
- animal: cats
- actor: David Tennant

b
- birthday/birthplace: June/Colorado
- best friends: Taylor,Katie,Poppie,Sarah
- body part on opposite sex: Hair and eyes
- best feeling in the world: Being happy.
- blind or deaf: Deaf (My music will do it eventually.)
- best weather: snow
- been in love: Not really,No.
- been on stage? No.
- believe in yourself? Sometimes
- believe in miracles: Kinda
- believe in magic: Sure
- believe in evolution: Yes.

c
- car: I don’t drive
- candy: Skittles
- color: purple
- cried in school: When I had an OCD freakout during a disection.
- chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican: Mexican
- cake or pie: Cake
- country to visit: Norway

d
- day or night: Night.
- dream vehicle: The TARDIS
- danced: yes. It was pathetic
- dance in the rain? no.
- do the splits? Oh god no!

e
- eggs: Scrambeld not runny
- eyes: Brown
- everyone has: Opinions/Freedom/Right to equality

f
- first crush: I don’t remember probably some random kid.
- first thoughts waking up: I need coffee
- food: Is great

g
- greatest fear: Ventriloquist dummies covered in spiders and tapeworms in a dark room.
- giver or taker: depends
- goals: To find happieness
- gum: 5 gum
- get along with your parents? Yes

h
- hair color: Brown
- height: 4’11”
- happy: Most of the time, yes.
- holiday: Halloween
- how do you want to die: Peacefully in my sleep when I’m 104 years old

i
- ice cream: chocolate
- instrument: I don’t know

j
- jewelery: bracelets
- job: Starving artist/slacker

k
- kids: I’d probably have 1.
- kickboxing or karate: Karate. I did it as a child.
- keep a journal? Yes.

l
- love: sure
- letter: D
- laughed so hard you cried: no
- love at first sight: no

m
- milk flavor: normal?
- movie: Lord of the rings
- mooned anyone? No
- marriage: someday.
- motion sickness? At theme parks
- mcd’s or bk: McDonalds.

n
- number of siblings: 2
- number of piercings: none

o
- overused phrases: YOLO
- one wish: The ice caps magically stay frozen forever and never melt.

p
- place you’d like to live: Norway or Canada
- perfect pizza: Cheese
- pepsi/coke: Coke

q
- questionnaires: bord.

r
- reason to cry: Too many reasons
- reality t.v.: Trashy. unless its paranormal reality tv
- radio station: none
- roll your tongue in a circle: no

- s
- song: Never Enough-Epica
- shoe size: 5…in child size.
- salad dressing: ranch
- slept outside: no.
- seen a dead body? no,hopefully never.
- smoked? No.
- skinny dipped? No.
- shower daily? Yeah.
- sing well? No.
- in the shower? WTF!?!
- swear? yes
- stuffed animals? lots
- single/group dates: Single.
- strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
- scientists need to invent: A way to stop global warming
- time for bed: way past it.
- thunderstorms: SCARY!!
- tv: some
- touch your tongue to your nose? No
- tattoos? No.

u
- unpredictable: ?

v
- vegetable you hate: Artichokes
- vacation spot: Europe

w
- weakness: Many things.
- when you grow up: I’ll be in Norway drawing comics and listening to metal ally day as I look at the arctic landscape.
- which one of your friends acts the most like you? Taylor.
- who makes you laugh the most: Too many people
- worst feeling: Knowing something bad has happened.
- wanted to be a model? no.
- worst weather: 100 degree days in Colorado.

x
-x-rays: some.

y
-year it is now: 2012

z
- zoo animal: Polarbears.